Procrastination is my hobby

I'm always saying I need to find a hobby. But when I think about it, I feel like I have no free time whatsoever. That's because I fill it up with mind-numbing television and trashy sci-fi novels that keep me really, really "busy." I don't need a hobby, I need willpower.

Even now, I'm sitting here in my lecture hall, presumably getting here early to work on learning objectives for class so I can take it easy tonight and not just read but watch my trashy sci-fi, but instead I've checked my email at least three times, read up on every blog I follow, and chatted with my classmates on whether or not we trust chiropractors. If everyone else is trying to get here early to study, we are all failing miserably. I'm convinced that we all feel overworked and underslept not because we actually are overworked, but because we are easily amused and distracted, which means we can only catch up after everyone else is asleep.